"When your dad is mad and asks you, 'Do I

  look stupid?" don't answer."

  Hannah, 9

 "Never tell your mom her diet's not working."

  Michael, 14

 "When your mom is mad at your dad, don't

  let her brush your hair".

  Taylia, 10

 "Puppies still have bad breath even after

  eating a Tic-Tac."

  Andrew, 9

 "Never hold a dust buster and a cat at the

  same time."

  Kyoyo, 9

 "You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a

  glass of milk."

  Armir, 9

 "Don't wear polka-dot underwear under

  white shorts."

  Kellie, 11

 "If you want a kitten, start out by asking

  for a horse."

  Naomi, 15

 "Felt markers are not good to use as lipstick."

  Lauren, 9

 "Don't pick on your sister when she's

  holding a baseball bat.

  Joel,10

 "When you get a bad grade in school,

  show it to your mom when she's on the

  phone. "

  Alyesha, 13

 "Never try to baptize a cat. "

  Eileen, 8

 When is it okay to kiss someone?

 When they're rich.

 Pam, age 7

 The law says you have to be eighteen, so

 I wouldn't want to mess with that.

 Curt, age 7

 The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone,

 then you should marry them and have kids

 with them. It's the right thing to do.

 Howard, age 8

 It's better for girls to be single but not for boys.

 Boys need someone to clean up after them.

 Anita, age 9

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How would you make a marriage work?

Tell your wife that she looks pretty even if

she looks like a truck.

Ricky, age 10

How do you decide who to marry?

You got to find somebody who likes the

same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she

should like it that you like sports, and she

should keep the chips and dip coming.

Alan, age 10

No person really decides before they grow

up who they're going to marry. God decides

it all way before, and you get to find out

later  who you're stuck with.

Kirsten, age 10

What is the right age to get married?

Twenty-three is the best age because you

know  the person forever by then.

Camille, age 10

No age is good to get married at. You got

to be  a fool to get married.

Freddie, age 6

How can a stranger tell if two people are

married?

You might have to guess, based on

whether they seem to be yelling at the

same kids.

Derrick, age 8

What do you think your mom and dad have

in common?

Both don't want any more kids.

Lori, age 8

What do most people do on a date?

Dates are for having fun, and people

should use them to get to know each

other. Even boys have something to say

if you listen long enough.

Lynnette, age 8

On the first date, they just tell each other

lies, and that usually gets them interested

enough to go for a second date.

Martin, age 10

What would you do on a first date that was

turning sour?

I'd run home and play dead. The next day

I would call all the newspapers and make

sure they wrote about me in all the dead

columns.

Craig, age 9

Is it better to be single or married?

Don't know which is better, but I'll tell you

one thing. I'm never going to have sex with

my wife. I don't want to be all grossed out.

Theodore, age 8

How would the world be better if people

didn't get married?

There sure would be a lot of kids to explain,

wouldn't there?

Kelvin, age 8